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Now you've decided to give the estate-agent a miss ( saving yourself THOUSANDS of POUNDS ), it's time for you to learn the "expressive" language that agent use to promote your property - beyond even your recognition !

Please feel free to use any of these phrases, however, we at Homes On Sale, accept no responsibility when people refuse to believe what you have got to say.

ESTATE AGENT

REAL LIFE ( potentially )
Close to Bus routes Bus-stop right outside your door.
Compact & Bijou Too small for you and the cat.
Convenient for Railway Rail line runs at bottom of the garden.
Convenient for Schools Lots of screaming kids running around,
no chance of getting your car out in the morning.
Cottage Small with outside toilet.
Deceptively spacious Tardis for sale.
Double-glazed throughout Close to motorway.
Easy to manage 1 room -10' square.
Exposed beams Ceiling in need of repair.
Full of character Not decorated since new.
Galley kitchen Entrance hall and kitchen combined.
Ideal Project Only 4 walls standing.
Individual décor Just evicted squatters.
Interesting features Designed by a drunken lunatic.
Light and airy In need of draught-proofing.
Mature garden Completely overgrown.
Manageable garden Small patch of grass.
Neat garden Paved area with potted plants.
Potential for expansion V.small property.
Quiet cul-de-sac Nosy neighbours.
Reasonable asking price Trying for extra commission.
Reduced for quick sale Got to get this months targets.
Rural views Backs on to cow shed.
Sea views Always windy and wet.
Secluded More than 3 miles from the nearest McDonalds.
Suitable for conversion Barn too run-down even for the cows.
Suit DIY enthusiast Pile of rubble.
Town house House in posh terrace street.
Very spacious interior No internal walls.
Wildlife garden see Mature garden.
   


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